by Kelen McBreen

Brilliant pizza chain capitalizes on the anti-Biden slogan

Solorzano’s Pizza, a restaurant with locations in three different states, is going viral online for a clever pie design mocking Sleepy Joe Biden.

After the slogans, “Fuck Joe Biden,” and “Let’s Go Brandon,” began to be chanted at sports events and other large gatherings across the nation, the shop’s owners came up with the hilarious idea.

“Joe Biden… the ‘f’ you can fill in yourselves,” one of the owners said, explaining the “FJB” design. “Business owners have also reached out to us and said hey, listen, we wish we were in a position to where we could be true to ourselves and say what we really want to say.”

The anti-Biden pies made such a splash in South Florida that Suncoast News Network (SNN) made the controversial pizza their top story last week.

The restaurant’s founder Philip Solorzano told SNN that while not all of his customers agree with his politics or his “stupid” social media posts, it doesn’t matter because they just want a good quality meal.

Kenny Palin, an owner of three Solorzano’s locations, told SNN they’d happily make someone an “FDT” or “Fuck Donald Trump” pizza if they ordered it.

“If you come in with $19 for a pepperoni pizza, we’ll write whatever you want,” Palin said.

The local news report noted that instead of business suffering, the pizza joint is raking in the “dough.”

With patriotism proving to be more popular than cancel culture, Solorzano’s is looking to become a national chain and they’re hoping to get more media attention with help from the likes of pizza connoisseur and Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy as well as Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson.

Following another genius promotional scheme, over 90 customers have allegedly gotten the new Solorzano’s logo tattooed on their bodies in exchange for a free slice for life.